madambitchtits:

heavensairwaves:

heavensairwaves:

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY CAME TO MY UNIVERSITY AND I FOUND HIM AND HE ASKED IF I WANTED A SELFIE WITH HIM 

AND NOW I HAVE A SELFIE WITH BILL NYE

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NO I DONT THINK YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND

BILL NYE ASKED ME IF I WANTED A SELFIE AND THEN WALKED ME THROUGH THE STEPS OF TAKING A SELFIE

YESTERDAY WAS GLORIOUS

We must protect Bill Nye at all costs

sorry:

The only advantage of exercising every day is that you die slightly healthier.

(Source: sorry)

heart:

there are people that use their phone in the bathroom and there are people that lie

oinkaloink:

'no homo' god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus

gymleaderkyle:

some stupid bitch: i dont want to watch american horror story because i dont like scary things

me:

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ruinedchildhood:

"nah it works just don’t touch it"

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