nothing gets me more heated than straight girls who brag about how progressive they are for having like 1.5 gay guy friends but in the same breath start talking about how creepy that lesbian in her math class is
my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate.
“How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?”
“How is there NO CHOCOLATE???”
“DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM THE CEILING BUT THERE’S NO CHOCOLATE?”